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andrewducote: helloalee: jensensations: Ryan Gosling won’t...

Fri, 10 May 2013 21:54:27 -0400

helloalee:

jensensations:

Ryan Gosling won’t eat his cereal (x)

I am legitimately crying.

And the 2013 award for Greatest Idea of the Year goes to this. ~~Seriously, I don’t care if its May, closing the voting, its all downhill from here.~~

pineappledean: 5x17 | 5x21 | 5x03 | 5x04 This one...

Wed, 01 May 2013 20:24:37 -0400

pineappledean:

5x17 | 5x21 | 5x03 | 5x04

This one though:

“No matter what you do… you will always end up…here.” -Lucifer!Sam

"What if all women were bigger and stronger than you? And thought they were smarter? What if women..."

Tue, 23 Apr 2013 21:45:14 -0400

“What if all women were bigger and stronger than you? And thought they were smarter? What if women were the ones who started wars? What if too many of your friends had been raped by women wielding giant dildos and no K-Y Jelly? What if the state trooper who pulled you over on the New Jersey Turnpike was a woman and carried a gun? What if the ability to menstruate was the prerequisite for most high-paying jobs? What if your attractiveness to women depended on the size of your penis? What if every time women saw you they’d hoot and make jerking motions with their hands? What if women were always making jokes about how ugly penises are and how bad sperm tastes? What if you had to explain what’s wrong with your car to big sweaty women with greasy hands who stared at your crotch in a garage where you are surrounded by posters of naked men with hard-ons? What if men’s magazines featured cover photos of 14-year-old boys with socks tucked into the front of their jeans and articles like: “How to tell if your wife is unfaithful” or “What your doctor won’t tell you about your prostate” or “The truth about impotence”? What if the doctor who examined your prostate was a woman and called you “Honey”? What if you had to inhale your boss’ stale cigar breath as she insisted that sleeping with her was part of the job? What if you couldn’t get away because the company dress code required you wear shoes designed to keep you from running? And what if after all that women still wanted you to love them?”

- For The Men Who Still Don’t Get It, Carol Diehl

Wow.

(via punkrockmermaid)

Always reblog. (via purpleishboots)

robinasnyder: castiels-fluffy-feathers: YOU ADDED A...

Sat, 06 Apr 2013 22:04:20 -0400

robinasnyder:

castiels-fluffy-feathers:

YOU ADDED A FANFICTIONN TO MY DRAWING LET ME LOVE YOU

I will write more chapters probably later tonight. Because I just love this so much. it’s so fucking cute I don’t even know how to deal with it.

(We’re taking a calculus final. The TA is a well-known Lord of the Rings fan, and we’ve had running LotR jokes all semester.)

Sat, 06 Apr 2013 15:21:01 -0400

(We’re taking a calculus final. The TA is a well-known Lord of the Rings fan, and we’ve had running LotR jokes all semester.)

TA: “Okay, guys, everyone look at me. We’ve been over the rules, but just in case: no notes, pencil your answers in on the scantron sheet, and graphing calculators only – no more ‘can I just used my cell phone’ nonsense.”

Student: “[TA's name], my calculator batteries just died! What should I do?”

TA: “Here, I’ve got a big box of spares.”

Student: *struggling* “I can’t get this packaging open…”

Student 2: “Here, I’ve got a pocket knife.”

TA: “And I’ve got a pair of scissors if you need them.”

Student 3: *from the back of the room* “OR MY AXE!”

(Everyone starts laughing.)

TA: “The only axes allowed on the exam are in the graph section.”

(Everyone groans.)

TA: “Oh, come on, you’re in a math class. Deal with the math jokes.”

(The professor enters with a stack of exams. With him are two exam proctors.)

Professor: “Tolkien jokes already, [TA's name]?”

TA: “Hey, I didn’t start it.”

(The professor starts handing stacks of exams to the TA and proctors.)

Professor: “But I’m about to finish it. [TA], take these exams down the left flank. [Proctor 1], follow the desks down the center. [Proctor 2], take your exams right, along the wall.”

(At this point, many of the students have realized where this is going: Theoden’s lines from ‘Return of the King.’)

Professor: “Forth, and fear no problems! Solve! Solve, students of calculus! Points shall be taken, scores shall be splintered! A pencil day! A red-ink day! Until three thirty!”

(The professor pulls out a pencil, holding it out like a sword, and runs down the first row holding it out. Students hold up their pencils, hitting his as he passes.)

Professor: “Solve now! Solve now! Solve to good grades and the class ending! MAAATH!”

Entire Class: “MAAATH!”

Professor: “MAAAAATH!”

Entire Class: “MAAAAAATH!”

Professor: “Forth, exam-takers!”

(The entire class rises to their feet and gives him a standing ovation. A week later, we get an email from the professor.)

Professor: *at the end of the email* “PS: I appreciate all of you who wrote in their evaluations that I was the one professor to rule them all, but the best one yet was the student who called me ‘Mathrandir.’”

"Abortion seems to be the only medical procedure that people want to deny you based on how you got in..."

Sat, 06 Apr 2013 15:12:51 -0400

“

Abortion seems to be the only medical procedure that people want to deny you based on how you got in that situation.

Drove drunk, got in an accident and need an organ transplant? No problem.

Messing around with a gun, accidentally shoot yourself in the leg and need surgery? Of course.

Smoke tobacco for most of your life and need treatment for lung cancer? Yep.

Climb a tree, fall out and break your leg? We’ll fix that right up.

Have sex and get pregnant when you don’t want to be? YOU GOT YOURSELF INTO THIS SITUATION AND YOU DESERVE NO MEDICAL HELP OR COMPASSION! THIS IS YOUR FAULT AND YOU WILL DEAL WITH THE CONSEQUENCES!

”

- Worry About Your Own Uterus: (via veruca-assault)

“Worry about your own uterus” wise wise words.

(via triplash)

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Fri, 05 Apr 2013 21:09:11 -0400

victorysunshine: I made a thing

Wed, 03 Apr 2013 23:06:02 -0400

victorysunshine:

I made a thing

mishawillfall: elementarymydearloki: Misha all the way on...

Mon, 01 Apr 2013 14:06:10 -0400

mishawillfall:

elementarymydearloki:

Misha all the way on April Fools day bitchesssss

THAT’S IT

I FINALLY CRACKED

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Sun, 24 Mar 2013 23:24:39 -0400

I have to ask; was that a "Clue" reference in your ask on wtfplus? Because you are so awesome if it is.

Sat, 23 Mar 2013 21:46:08 -0400

It was a “Clue” reference! I love that movie. One of the few perfect comedies, in my opinion. Nice catch, fellow “Clue” lover!

That awkward moment when you offer to let your husband use your Kindle but there's 8 brower tabs open to fanfic and porn.

Fri, 22 Mar 2013 19:55:20 -0400

All these gifs of Castiel healing Dean, and all I see is the fact that Misha’s hand covers...

Thu, 21 Mar 2013 01:14:13 -0400

All these gifs of Castiel healing Dean, and all I see is the fact that Misha’s hand covers half his face, JFC.

Metatron Explains It All

Tue, 19 Mar 2013 21:22:31 -0400

I want someone to put Alan Rickman’s Metatron into “Clarissa Explains It All” and make a clip of that because I know when Metatron shows up on SPN, he’s gonna have a HELL of a lot of explaining to do.

misha-bawlins: gaymermaids: foxylikeme: Condom commercial writ...

Tue, 19 Mar 2013 15:11:25 -0400

misha-bawlins:

gaymermaids:

foxylikeme:

Condom commercial written and directed by a woman. Condoms don’t need to be sexy, we just need to know that they’ll work! Fucking brilliant.

this is awesome

A++++

drowsyfantasy: If you rape someone, it doesn’t matter that you’re only 16. If you rape someone, it...

Mon, 18 Mar 2013 22:10:41 -0400

drowsyfantasy:

If you rape someone, it doesn’t matter that you’re only 16.

If you rape someone, it doesn’t matter that you cry like a child in court.

If you rape someone, it doesn’t matter that you had a promising future.

if you rape someone, it doesn’t matter that your life is destroyed.

If you rape someone, it should haunt you for the rest of your life.

You raped someone.

You deserve every ounce of justice we can place upon you in court of law.

teachjoanne: super-wholock-avengers: abetterplacetosleep: brin...

Sun, 10 Mar 2013 22:20:31 -0400

teachjoanne:

super-wholock-avengers:

abetterplacetosleep:

brinaelegiraffe:

wingnutlady:

jadelyn:

perpderp:

damegreywulf:

homewreckingwhore:

feminishblog:

A Sex Video That Will Surprise You - Girls Going Wild in the Red Light District

Keep watching till the very end. It’s bloody brilliant, not to mention very moving.

well that certainly shot me right through the heart.

Hah, the faces on the men when they saw the message.

It’s good to see sex workers standing up for the rights of trafficking victims.

men creep me out. But this was really great.

Their faces…

Seriously, do take 1:41 and watch this. Wow.

UGH THIS WAS AMAZING these girls are my heroes. A brilliant way to bring attention to trafficking.

That was incredibly powerful. Wow.

THIS IS THE BEST THING IVE EVER SEEN

Fantastic video. The anger in their faces is going to stay with me for a long time.

iparkedtheimpalaat221b: waiting-for-the-spark: pathological-ind...

Sat, 09 Mar 2013 22:08:04 -0500

iparkedtheimpalaat221b:

waiting-for-the-spark:

pathological-indecisiveness:

waiting-for-the-spark:

waiting-for-the-spark:

This has probably already been done but…

Jared joined the party

where’s Misha?

One does not simply replace Beyonce. So here. He liked it so he put a ring on it.

omfg

healthiie: Neck & Shoulders Hatha Yoga for Neck and...

Sat, 09 Mar 2013 20:02:05 -0500

healthiie:

Neck & Shoulders

Hatha Yoga for Neck and Shoulder Health - 57 Min

Yoga for Neck and Shoulder Tension and Injuries - 14 Min

Feel Good Friday: Yoga for Neck & Shoulders - 14 Min

Back to School Shoulder Stretches - Yoga Sequence - 6 Min

Yoga for Your Shoulders 10 Minute Workout Routine - 10 Min

Beginners’ Yoga for Shoulder Strength with Melissa McLeod - 22 Min

Chest:

Yoga Workout Beginners Home Chest & Shoulders Exercise Routine How To - 11 Min

Yoga for Heart Opening - 10 Min

Heart Opening 30 Min Yoga Class - 31 Min

Heart Chakra Yoga Sequence - 10 Min

Arms:

Yoga for Firm and Shapely Arms and Shoulders - 9 Min

Arm Yoga Workout - 4 Min

Total Body Transformation Yoga: Hips and Arms - 11 Min

Yoga For Arm Strength: Part One (8Min) & Part Two (2 Min)

Yoga For Guitar Players — Arms, Wrists, and Fingers - 8 Min

Back:

Yoga for Back Strength - 7 Min

Yin Yoga for the Spine - 60 Min

Restorative Yoga For Back - Restoraflow - 40 Min

Yoga for Back Care - 15 Min

Yoga Workout | Low Back Pain Stretches Routine - 10 Min

Yoga for your back - 19 Min

Lower Back Relief - 17 Min

Abs:

Yoga 4 Abs with Gillian B & Sebastian - 10 Min

Yoga for Abs and Core Strength - 8 Min

Yoga Abs Workout - 10 Min

Iron Yoga Abs & Closing Stretches - 15 Min (Note: Includes weights. If you dont have weights, use a can from the pantry or something similar.)

Yoga to Build Strong Abs - 7 Min

Hips:

Hip Opening Yoga - 45 Min

Yoga Flow Hip Openers - 14 Min

Wall Yoga for Hips and Hamstrings - 12 Min

Yoga for Hip Pain and Stiffness - 17 Min

Butt, Hips & Thighs Warm up - 7 Min

Yoga Mania: Move those hips! - 12 Min

Office Yoga: Hip Release - 10 Min

Yoga for your Butt - 6 Min

Yoga Tone your Butt and Thighs - 4 Min

Legs:

Denise Austin: Yoga Legs Workout - 10 Min

Gentle Yoga for Tight Legs and Hips - 20 Min

Yoga for Sexy Legs - 6 Min

Sleek Yoga Legs - 4 Min

Full Body/Full Classes:

Jillian Michaels: Yoga Meltdown Level 1 - 35 Min

Weight Loss & Fatburning Yoga Workout - 20 Min

Yoga for Weight Loss - 20 Min

Yoga for Runners - 26 Min

Foundations in Flow Yoga Class with Fiji McAlpine - 48 Min

Connections to Core Power Yoga Class with Fiji McAlpine - 57 Min

Energizing Sunrise Practice - 38 Min

Power Yoga with Bryan Jones - 31 Min

Yoga Class with Logynn Northrhip - 60 Min

Yoga Basics to Improve Alignment - 62 Min

Yoga for Beginners Two with Dr. Melissa West - 60 Min

Intermediate/Beginner: Lunch Time Yoga Class - 45 Min

Enjoy :)

willsmiff: there’s all this blow up about Misha saying “pervy” or something in reference to destiel...

Wed, 06 Mar 2013 15:53:44 -0500

willsmiff:

there’s all this blow up about Misha saying “pervy” or something in reference to destiel fans

are you kidding me fandom

did you witness the massacre that was the eccc panel? because I did.

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